Hey hey hey, my fellow funny people! Have I got a treat for you today! I stumbled upon this website that has a checklist for all the things we need to keep in mind when it comes to COVID-19 safety on site. And you know what that means? We can all stay safe and sound while we make hilarious content for the world to see!
First things first: the checklist!
Wow, would you look at that! It’s the COVID-19 checklist in all its glory. And let me tell you, it’s not just any checklist. This bad boy is specifically tailored for on-site personnel. That means us, folks! We can’t just rely on our natural humor and wit to keep us safe and healthy, we gotta follow the rules too.
Take a breather and sanitize those hands
Before we get too deep into the checklist, let’s take a little break and remember the first and golden rule: sanitize those hands! Whether you’re in a group of people or just on your own, make sure to keep those hands squeaky clean. And if you wanna add a little humor to the situation, why not do a little dance while you’re at it? You could even make it your signature COVID-19 dance move!
Masks, masks, and more masks
Next up on the checklist: masks. You know the drill, folks. Wear them. Love them. Embrace them. And hey, why not find a way to make your mask funny? Maybe draw a little smile or a mustache on it? Or go all out and get yourself a mask with a funny phrase on it. The possibilities are endless!
Keep your distance, but don’t distance yourself from humor
This one can be tough for us funny people. We like being close to others, telling jokes and making people laugh. But alas, we must keep our distance. Just remember that you can still make people laugh from six feet away! Maybe do a little improv routine or a silly dance from a safe distance. Or hey, why not try to come up with a funny pickup line that incorporates social distancing? “Is your name COVID-19? Because I can’t get closer than six feet to you…”
Clean those surfaces like there’s no tomorrow
And last but certainly not least, we’ve got to keep those surfaces clean. Whether it’s a doorknob, a keyboard, or a microphone, make sure to sanitize it before and after use. And hey, cleaning can be funny too! Maybe make up a little jingle to sing while you clean. Or pretend you’re a secret agent on a mission to clean up all the germs. The possibilities are endless!
Well, there you have it, my fellow funny people. The ultimate COVID-19 on-site personnel checklist. Let’s all do our part to stay safe and healthy so we can keep making people laugh for years to come. And remember, even in the darkest of times, humor can always shine through.
