Hey there friends!
Do you ever feel like the 12 Days of Christmas song just isn’t funny enough? I mean, sure, we all love a good partridge in a pear tree, but where’s the humor in that?
Well fear not, because I have just the solution for you: make your own 12 Days of Christmas coloring book!
Day One: A Partridge in a Pear Tree
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Okay, okay, so we can’t skip the partridge entirely. But here’s the fun twist: draw the partridge in a party hat, and the pear tree as a disco ball. That’s right, this partridge is ready to boogie.
Day Two: Two Turtle Doves
These turtle doves just got back from vacation, and they’re wearing matching Hawaiian shirts and sunglasses. And maybe one of them is holding a tiny, fruity drink. It’s up to you.
Day Three: Three French Hens
What makes French hens so French? Draw them with tiny berets and striped shirts, and give them a plate of baguette crumbs to peck at.
Day Four: Four Calling Birds
These birds are bored of just calling - they want to sing! Draw them holding sheet music and microphones, getting ready to serenade their true love (whoever that may be).
Day Five: Five Gold Rings
What if instead of gold rings, they were Lord of the Rings DVDs? Draw Frodo and the gang tossing rings to each other instead of shiny gold bands.
Day Six: Six Geese a-Laying
These geese are on strike until they get better working conditions. Draw them wearing little protest signs, standing proudly on their nest.
Day Seven: Seven Swans a-Swimming
These swans are lifeguards, ready to jump into action at any moment. Draw them wearing floaties and whistles around their necks.
Day Eight: Eight Maids a-Milking
These maids are done milking - they’re ready to party! Draw them in fun party hats, holding drinks and dancing to music.
Day Nine: Nine Ladies Dancing
Just because they’re dancing doesn’t mean they’re boring! Draw them in zany costumes, like a tutu made entirely out of feathers or a dress that lights up.
Day Ten: Ten Lords a-Leaping
These lords are tired of leaping - they want to relax in style. Draw them lounging around in high-end bathrobes, sipping fancy drinks.
Day Eleven: Eleven Pipers Piping
These pipers aren’t satisfied with just piping - they want to form a band! Draw them with guitars, drums, and other instruments, ready to rock out.
Day Twelve: Twelve Drummers Drumming
These drummers are ready to jam, but they’re missing one key ingredient: a lead singer. Draw them holding auditions for the next big thing, complete with a sign-up sheet and a microphone.
And there you have it folks - the 12 Days of Christmas, but with a hilarious and irreverent twist. Time to break out the colored pencils and get to work!
