Oh boy, do I have a treat for you today! I stumbled upon this Free Printable No Soliciting Sign that is just too perfect not to share!
What Does It Mean?
Alright, so before we continue, let’s make sure we’re all on the same page here. What does “No Soliciting” even mean? Well, my dear friends, it means “Please don’t knock on my door and try to sell me things”.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I am constantly getting interrupted by salespeople trying to sell me things I don’t need or want. I mean, do they really think I want to buy a vacuum cleaner when I already have one that works just fine? Pfft.
Anyway, the point is, a “No Soliciting” sign on your door can be a real lifesaver.
The Sign Itself
Now, let’s take a closer look at this particular sign. First of all, I love the font. It’s cute and sassy, just like me. Second of all, the lemon graphics are a nice touch. They give the sign a little personality, you know?
But, of course, the most important thing is the message: “No Soliciting. We are too broke to buy anything. We know who we are voting for. We have found Jesus. Seriously, unless you are giving away free wine, leave us alone.”
Wow. Just wow. I mean, talk about getting your point across, am I right?
How to Use It
So, you’ve decided you want to use this sign. Great! Here’s what you need to do:
- Click on the image above to open it in a new tab.
- Right click on the image and select “Save Image As…”
- Save the image to your computer.
- Open the image in a photo editing program (or even Microsoft Paint will do).
- Print the image onto a sheet of paper or cardstock.
- Trim the sign to the desired size.
- Tape or hang the sign on your front door or window.
And voila! You now have a hilarious and effective “No Soliciting” sign to keep those pesky salespeople at bay.
But Wait, There’s More!
Now, if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you could even take this sign to the next level. Here are a few ideas:
- Laminate the sign for extra durability.
- Attach it to a clipboard and hang it outside your front door for easy visibility.
- Get creative with your wording. Maybe add something like “We also have a baby who just went down for a nap, so please don’t knock or ring the doorbell unless you want to wake him up and deal with the consequences.”
There are endless possibilities, folks. The important thing is that you’re able to enjoy some peace and quiet in your own home.
Wrapping It Up
Alright, that’s all I’ve got for you today. I hope you found this funny and helpful. And if you’re struggling with unwanted salespeople like I am, I hope this sign helps you, too!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go hang this sign up on my front door. I have a feeling it’s going to be a real game-changer.
